do you find it weird that you’ve known your parents for your entire life but they’ve only known you for a portion of theirs
do you find it depressing that one day you’ll be able to say that you knew your parents for a portion of your life
whoa whoa whoa
i have no interest in small talk tell me about ur childhood and what ur parents are like and how many siblings u have and if u are afraid of death or if u believe in an afterlife and what ur favorite movie is and if u like romantic comedies or horror movies or action movies and what kind of music u like and why and tell me the bands or artists u loved in middle school but are too ashamed to admit to anyone else
What do you call a snobbish criminal walking down stairs?
A condescending con descending.
what i look for in a guy:
- nike elite socks
- nike sandals
- nike t-shirt that says swag don’t come cheap
- a snapback that only features the miami heat
- a general overuse of the word “bruh”
"too vague" writes my English teacher on my essay
kind of like the instructions you gave us you piece of shit
if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’